i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
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If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
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Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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