i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
the stripper made me go home becuz she had to take her kid to a birthday party in the morning
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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