tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
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