From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
soo according to the calendar on my phone, I'm 5 minutes late to have sex with that guy from work. Apparently we planned this, I even set an alarm.
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
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Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
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His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
I FOUND THE LEGS
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
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