How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
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