Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
Randomize
