Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
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last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
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I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
Stole my 7th stop sign and 3rd speed limit sign last night. Not even sure how because they were bolted to a cement wall. Tequila gives you strength you didn't know you had.
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
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