I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
She’s leaving for college so I made her a gift basket with all the essentials. You know- Ramen, a 12 pack of PBR, some leftover Plan B pills and a laminated business card for a good lawyer. Damn I’m a good big sister.
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
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