belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
When black out puking doesn't involve crying and promises to never get drunk again... to just a subtle, 'excuse me while I go vomit in the bathroom of this bar'.. you know you've finally grown up.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
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