evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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