Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
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You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
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That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
My penis needs a shock collar
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
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