Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
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we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
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Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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