I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
At a bar in the city and the whole place starting singing “Happy Birthday” to someone. Everyone but me. The person next to me leaned over and said, “Why didn’t you sing along?!?” I responded, “I don’t know him. I don’t give a shit if he has a happy birthday.”
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
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