Drunk in a bar in Texas. The 24 y/o hottie I am chatting up just called me a male cougar. I am dealing with this whole turning 40 thing juuuust fine.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
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I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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