i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
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No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
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Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
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I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
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