is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
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i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
The fool I made of myself at the Ugly Christmas Sweater party last night was surpassed this morning when I walk of shamed 6 miles at 7am with one mysterious wet leg and no pants on. I think my mom saw me and waved.
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
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He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
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