Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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