Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
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Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
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her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
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