he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
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