You're completely useless in the revolution.
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
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Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
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It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."