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Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
Regardless, you never quit out of your interenet. You left your porn on the living room comp. Then you passed out four feet from the chair with your hand still down your pants. We decided that we should go back to her place instead. Worlds best wingman.
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
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i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
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I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
It's shark week go big or go home
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
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