Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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