I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
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we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
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I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
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