Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
my poor anus
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
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