The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
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