I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
Randomize
