Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
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