Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
never play flip cup with pint glasses
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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