Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
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