If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
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