I am puke
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
I just ate a cockroach and I want to be a fire truck.
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
OHMYGOD I LITERALLY JUST FINISHED JERKING OFF AND MY MOM BUSTS IN AND HANDS ME A BABY WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN MY HOUSE JESUS H CHRIST!
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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