i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
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I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
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i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
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