I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
you win again, gameday.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
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