I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
Officially conquered sex on my couch with my dad asleep in the next room
I like how you say "conquered" as if that was your sole mission in life
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
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