mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
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Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
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I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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