Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
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There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
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.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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