How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
Remember that night I drank a bunch of vodka, pounded your Jameson because 'you were a pussy', punched you in the face and ran off as fast as my high heels could go? It was just my Russian and Irish sides fighting for genetic dominance
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
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