Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
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I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
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Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
I need to wash the frat house off of me
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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