I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
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my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
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Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way