he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
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She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
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Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
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