Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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