i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
Is it acceptable to pay for WiFi on flights solely for the purpose of getting on Tinder to find a sugar daddy on the plane that doesn’t mind upgrading me to first class?
Do it. You’re flying for two weddings. You’re gonna need that first class.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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