i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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