Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
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I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
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SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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