It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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