I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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