Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
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you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
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Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
Somehow i instagrammed my acceptance letter while blacked out. Then my grandma was the first to comment on it. I got over 50 likes....Phd here I come....
Dude, she set my Tinder preference to men, set the radius to 100 miles, and used up all of my right swipes. I think she's mad.
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
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