It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
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Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
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They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
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Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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