The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
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pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
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Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
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