And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
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