Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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