Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Buying a large dominoes pizza for a wasted 3 mile walk is the best bad idea ever. My mouth is on fire, probably broke my hand, and i may or may not have eaten street pizza.
How did you break your hand eating pizza?
Boxes are hard to see rocks through.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
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