is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
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Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
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How do u even exfoliate your vagina
I promise not to pretend to be Jesus and take the wheel. But to my credit you shouldn't be saying that while I'm that drunk and we are in a car.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
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