I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I think the neighbors upstairs are trying for more kids. I want to run up there and yell "mazal tov!"
This house was built for laser tag.
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
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