Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
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Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
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He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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