But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
they need to just BURY HIM!
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
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